Stella
Undergraduate Student
Tail, Purr & Furr Scholar

Stella is a distinguished candidate for a BFS (Bachelor of Feline Sciences), specializing in the emerging field of paper bag acrobatics. Her groundbreaking work in this area has earned her a reputation as a prodigy, particularly for her self-taught expertise in maneuvering with a paper bag on her head—a skill that requires both agility and a fearless sense of adventure. Stella is currently conducting research on the unconventional behavior of excited electrons, as demonstrated by her daily displays of high-velocity jumping, mid-air spins, and energy dissipation through spontaneous bursts of enthusiasm. Her tireless exploration of how an electron might behave in an overstimulated state has led to significant breakthroughs in the understanding of feline physics. When she’s not engrossed in her academic pursuits, Stella is devoted to understanding the delicate balance of knocking objects off tables with pinpoint accuracy.
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